He doesn't even know the trouble he's in. The audacity he had in my subconscious last night... 😤
He doesn't even know the trouble he's in. The audacity he had in my subconscious last night... ๐Ÿ˜ค
4 months ago
38
This one simple trick will get you a peaceful night's sleep... on the couch. 🤣
This one simple trick will get you a peaceful night's sleep... on the couch. ๐Ÿคฃ
5 months ago
38
And that, kids, is how I learned to sleep on the couch. 🤷‍♂️
And that, kids, is how I learned to sleep on the couch. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
25
When the WiFi signal might be weak but your defenses are strong! 😂🖥️
When the WiFi signal might be weak but your defenses are strong! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ
7 months ago
35
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.🕺
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.๐Ÿ•บ
10 months ago
54
Me, dropping the hottest take in the vegan group chat 🔥
Me, dropping the hottest take in the vegan group chat ๐Ÿ”ฅ
10 months ago
32
Me after posting "Pineapple belongs on pizza" and turning off notifications 😈
Me after posting "Pineapple belongs on pizza" and turning off notifications ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
10 months ago
34
Me and my husband haven't slept since Saturday because we made a pact to never go to bed angry. It's Wednesday, send coffee and backup.
Me and my husband haven't slept since Saturday because we made a pact to never go to bed angry. It's Wednesday, send coffee and backup.
10 months ago
20
When she says she's wrong but you still feel the tension 🤔
When she says she's wrong but you still feel the tension ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
28
When you ask if she's retired and now need a medical retirement yourself. 😂
When you ask if she's retired and now need a medical retirement yourself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
12
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing 🤷‍♂️
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
21
When logic takes a wild spin into 'faith mode' 🤔🔄⚾️
When logic takes a wild spin into 'faith mode' ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ”„โšพ๏ธ
11 months ago
35
When you accidentally hit the ball too hard playing keep-ups with your friends ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
21
NYC street preacher starter pack: 1) Wearing Repent Sinner t-shirt. 2) Yelling at everyone that doesn't agree with their views. 3) A crypto bro that is angry about something. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
39