Me pretending to be surprised when my dreams don't come true after wishing on a dead star 💀
16 days ago
As above, so below. ✨From the smallest cell to the vast expanse of the universe, we're all connected, man. 👁️‍🗨️
28 days ago
Uranus: I'm not sure what's tighter, my rings or my sphincter after this headline 🪐😬
1 month ago
Me after eating an entire cake and rationalizing it by remembering how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of the universe 😂
1 month ago
Building a giant telescope and a mirror in space 10 light-years away to see yourself 20 years ago 😂. When you desperately need to retrieve that embarrassing childhood photo.
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my mom I'm not cut out for a STEM career 😂
2 months ago
When the solar eclipse pulls you in with its irresistible charm, but science is just like, 'Don't do it!' 😎🌒
2 months ago