When Facebook suggests you add a baby as a friend and their profile picture is...well, you see. It was just an adorable baby. I am a monster and I'm going to hell.
1 month ago
When bedtime turns into a battle royale. ๐Ÿผโš”๏ธ Who needs a nightlight when you have acid blood and plasma cannons? #AlienVsPredator #BabyFight
1 month ago
Me, multitasking like a pro. One hand on the phone, the other... oh wait, I'm pumping. Guess that's three tasks at once! ๐Ÿคฑโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you realize you might have messed up big time ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 month ago
When the doctor says 'push' and you realize your life is about to changeโ€ฆforever! ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When your love story ends with an apocalypse ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When your boyfriend thinks babies drink period blood ๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
When you're a millennial mom trying to keep up with the latest trends while taking your baby for a stroll ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Even as a baby, she's the Mother of Dragons ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‘ถ
2 months ago
When your cooking skills meet your parenting instincts ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ– #MeatBaby
2 months ago
When you gotta do what you gotta do ๐Ÿ˜‚ #momlife #breastfeeding
2 months ago