This kid cracked the code to happiness on day one. 😂🍼
18 days ago
Unexpected outcome, he does look like him 😂
2 months ago
When your mom plays Radiohead's No Surprises during pregnancy and now you have an emotional attachment to alcohol.
3 months ago
Me and who? 😂 Double the unemployment, double the fun? Babies are expensive, but love don't cost a thing, right? 👶
3 months ago
When your liberal minded lesbian neighbors ask for your help conceiving a child "the old fashioned way" and you've been trying to knock them up for 6 months after getting a vasectomy last year 😬
3 months ago
When you're an atheist, but your parents are not 😂
3 months ago
When you finally meet the love of your life❤️
3 months ago
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
4 months ago
When you see your dad with your mom last night and start to question his real intentions 🤔🍼
4 months ago
When you see your food coming
4 months ago
Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee ☕😂 #babylife #breastfeeding
4 months ago
Me after a good shave thinking my face is as smooth as a baby's bottom.
4 months ago
When you're trying to set a new PR, but your spotter is a toddler.👶🏋️‍♀️ #NoExcuses
4 months ago
When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime 😂 #parenting
4 months ago
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone 😂. Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
4 months ago