Commissioner Gordon: We need Batman! The Bat Signal: ๐Ÿ˜ณ Batman:
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When you thought you were getting a dark and brooding superhero story, but you accidentally tuned into Cartoon Network ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you're the hero Gotham deserves, but also the one they dance with.๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿฆ‡
1 month ago
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na... BATMAAAAAN! ๐Ÿฆ‡
2 months ago
Na na na na na na na na na na na na...Snackman!
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When you order Batman from Wish ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you can't decide if you're feeling more like a lone wolf or a dynamic duo๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ‡
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Batman after realizing Robin came in his mask ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you tell your dad a joke so bad, even you donโ€™t get it ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Batman: He'll make you shoot your dick off. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you wish upon a star ๐ŸŒŸ...or in this case, a magic lamp ๐Ÿงžโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Be careful what you wish for, kids! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Especially if you're wishing to be Batman at your birthday party. Always specify which Batman! #DarkHumor #BirthdayFails
3 months ago
Me after my nap asking my roommate if they were the one who drew a mustache and beard on me with sharpie and glued pubes on my face: ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Batman, Superman, and Spiderman walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long faces?" They Reply: "Our parents always told us that if we aren't home by 9 we are grounded, so we killed them all."
3 months ago
When you realize the baby formula aisle at the supermarket is actually the Bat Signal.๐Ÿฆ‡
3 months ago
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." Barber: "Go away Jesus" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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