Batman, Superman, and Spiderman walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long faces?"
They Reply: "Our parents always told us that if we aren't home by 9 we are grounded, so we killed them all."
13 hours ago
When you realize the baby formula aisle at the supermarket is actually the Bat Signal.🦇
4 days ago
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol."
Barber: "Go away Jesus" 😂
6 days ago
Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..."
Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night."
Batman: "...so?"
6 days ago
My Batman name is Bat Man. What's yours?🦇
7 days ago
Batman: "I'll listen to your joke."
Joker: "Knock knock..."
Batman: "Come in." 😂
7 days ago
When Batman's alter ego is someone who *really* loves crime-fighting... 😏🦇
8 days ago
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even Batman needs a potty break.🦇🚽
9 days ago
Why don't women play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs 😂
21 days ago
When even Batman has a scared-straight story 😅🦇🤡
24 days ago
When you're playing 4D chess and Batman's brain still short-circuits 🤯🦇😂
25 days ago
When Gotham's villain takes democracy into his own hands... or doesn't 🃏🗳️
25 days ago
When the Dark Knight attempts comedy 😂🦇
25 days ago
When Gotham gets hit with a classic dad joke 😂🦇
25 days ago
I am vengeance. I am the night. I am... stuck. Can someone get the door for me?