Just another casual day in Australian Parliament ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ž
14 days ago
When you find the real pot of gold at the end of the rainbow ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒˆ
19 days ago
Just when you thought your weekend couldn't get any better ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿš‘
28 days ago
When you accidentally use 'detect thoughts' on the wizard asking for spare change.
1 month ago
When you're 16 in Germany, you might have a beer or two. ๐Ÿป
1 month ago
When your wife says "Tie me to the bed and do whatever you want" and you take her literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When your anxiety about failing is fueled by... the fact that you haven't been to class in weeks ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me after eating chili on a first date: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’จ
1 month ago
First date chili? More like first date to the ER ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿšฝ
1 month ago
I donโ€™t always drink beerโ€ฆ Okay, yes I do ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When she says she likes her men like she likes her beer: ๐Ÿบ *Domestic* ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me and my girl on date night. Level 99 achieved.
1 month ago
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months ago
When it's Friday and your Bois say it's beer o'clock but the boss is still around ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿป
2 months ago
When you pray...then relaaay ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™ 'Deliver us from hangovers!'
2 months ago