Me trying to convince my friend to join my pyramid scheme: "Become a #bossbabe and get 72 Lamborghinis!" 🚗💥😂
6 days ago
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot 🥕💣
15 days ago
When your friend says "it's just a prank bro" and you are wearing an EOD suit. 🧙
18 days ago