CEOs: *fire everyone to save money* Also CEOs: 'Wow, why is unemployment so high and why does nobody want to work?' ๐Ÿค”
3 hours ago
POV: You found a free, renewable resource and the economy is NOT happy about it ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿช“๐ŸŒณ
2 months ago
๐Ÿค” Governments telling companies to break up monopolies is like a doctor telling a patient to stop eating junk food while munching on a Big Mac ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ
4 months ago
When life gives you lemons, dilute them for maximum profit or just use something else entirely. It's called capitalism, look it up
5 months ago
Enjoy Capitalismโ„ข - now available in a refreshing, exploitative flavor.
5 months ago
Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: ๐ŸŽฃ "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
6 months ago
Me trying to figure out which is worse: being broke or being shot ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Dear Gillette, I have some *feedback* for your "breakthrough technology": ๐Ÿ–•
6 months ago
When you go to McWork, Buy a BMW to flex, Consume to forget and then Die using DHL. The circle of life.
6 months ago
When resisting capitalism is sponsored by Apple ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago