Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: 🎣 "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
22 hours ago
Me trying to figure out which is worse: being broke or being shot 😂
5 days ago
Dear Gillette, I have some *feedback* for your "breakthrough technology": 🖕
7 days ago
When you go to McWork, Buy a BMW to flex, Consume to forget and then Die using DHL. The circle of life.
10 days ago
When resisting capitalism is sponsored by Apple 🍎😂
29 days ago