When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl 😂 #RiskyBusiness
1 day ago
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test 😂
1 day ago
When you're with Minnie and Donald walks in 👁👄👁
1 day ago
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone 😂. Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
2 days ago
Me pretending to be interested in someone's hobbies so they'll go out with me 😂
11 days ago
When you hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife 72 times and find out BOTH of you are shooting blanks 😂. Guess who's getting sued? It's not the stork! #NeighborlyLoveGoneWrong
22 days ago
When your ex signs off with style and a medical disclaimer! 🤣🔪
29 days ago
If going to prostitution is a hobby like anime or manga, then what's the problem? 🤔
29 days ago
When 'sharing' gets a little too real 😂🕵️‍♂️
29 days ago