When you ask your dad a serious question and he gives you a lifetime of trauma instead of an answer. ๐Ÿคฃ
18 days ago
My 'happy little clouds' always looked more like angry little potatoes. ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
We broke the cycle! ...and started a whole new, artisanal, free-range one. ๐Ÿซ 
2 months ago
When 'socializing' had a different meaning ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ“ฑ
2 months ago
When you finally realize why you're 'different' at school ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
3 months ago
Back in the day, even kids could enjoy a pack of candy cigarettes. Now, they just vape cotton candy flavor.๐Ÿ’จ
4 months ago
Me pretending to remember my doctor's name so I don't get the wrong prescription ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Me as a kid: I'm going to be an astronaut, an engineer, AND a doctor. Me now: I just wanna take a nap.๐Ÿ˜ด
5 months ago
Me hoping death is like falling asleep at a party and being carried to bed, instead of what my sleep paralysis demon has planned.
5 months ago
Me when I got an N64 for Christmas in the 90s. Pure, unadulterated joy ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
From magazines to cartridges to digital downloads, one thing remains constant: the joy of playing Mario with friends and family! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ
6 months ago
Back in my day, cartoons taught us valuable life lessons like how to strap yourself to a rocket. No disclaimers needed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Me, the moment I saw the moving walkway at the airport and my parents told me not to run on it.๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
6 months ago
When you water your plants but are worried they might grow up to be weeds ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Me trying to escape my responsibilities as an adult ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago