Every neighborhood needs this revolutionary child raising technique. The children shall be known as the Children of the Trough ðŸĨĢ
28 days ago
Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles ðŸĨ° Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep ðŸ˜Ŧ
1 month ago
Dad: *Buys cat so daughter isn't always on her phone.* Daughter and Cat: *Become phone addicts together.* 😂
1 month ago
When your kid thinks your office is a circus and then realizes it isn't ðŸĪĄ
1 month ago
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app 😂
2 months ago
Ah yes, summertime. Time for mosquitos, flies, and kids with endless energy to run rampant. ðŸĪĶ‍♀ïļ
2 months ago
New washing instructions are terrifying. ðŸ˜Đ
2 months ago
When you're stuck and it takes the entire fire department, two teachers, and a janitor to get you out 😂
2 months ago
Me trying to convince my toddler to go to sleep ðŸ˜ī
2 months ago
When bedtime stories sound a little *too* unbelievable 😂 #BibleStories #DadLife #SkepticalKid
2 months ago
Little one is just trying to help clothe the less fortunate. Bless her innocent heart 😂
2 months ago
Teaching kids new words can be fun... until mom shows up 😎
3 months ago
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ðŸĪŠ
3 months ago
My wife and I keep "trying" for a second child 😂. Little does she know, my secret vasectomy was the best gift I ever gave myself ðŸĪŦ.
3 months ago
Europe: "I wonder how big this bubble can get!" USA: "This bad boy can hold 100 freedom rounds!"
3 months ago