Every neighborhood needs this revolutionary child raising technique.  The children shall be known as the Children of the Trough 🥣
Every neighborhood needs this revolutionary child raising technique. The children shall be known as the Children of the Trough ๐Ÿฅฃ
8 months ago
16
Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles 🥰 Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep 😫
Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles ๐Ÿฅฐ Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep ๐Ÿ˜ซ
9 months ago
31
Dad: *Buys cat so daughter isn't always on her phone.*
Daughter and Cat: *Become phone addicts together.* 😂
Dad: *Buys cat so daughter isn't always on her phone.* Daughter and Cat: *Become phone addicts together.* ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
41
When your kid thinks your office is a circus and then realizes it isn't 🤡
When your kid thinks your office is a circus and then realizes it isn't ๐Ÿคก
9 months ago
34
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app 😂
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
22
Ah yes, summertime. Time for mosquitos, flies, and kids with endless energy to run rampant. 🤦‍♀️
Ah yes, summertime. Time for mosquitos, flies, and kids with endless energy to run rampant. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
10 months ago
24
New washing instructions are terrifying. 😩
New washing instructions are terrifying. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
10 months ago
34
When you're stuck and it takes the entire fire department, two teachers, and a janitor to get you out 😂
When you're stuck and it takes the entire fire department, two teachers, and a janitor to get you out ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
27
Me trying to convince my toddler to go to sleep ๐Ÿ˜ด
10 months ago
20
When bedtime stories sound a little *too* unbelievable 😂 #BibleStories #DadLife #SkepticalKid
When bedtime stories sound a little *too* unbelievable ๐Ÿ˜‚ #BibleStories #DadLife #SkepticalKid
10 months ago
12
Little one is just trying to help clothe the less fortunate. Bless her innocent heart 😂
Little one is just trying to help clothe the less fortunate. Bless her innocent heart ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
19
Teaching kids new words can be fun... until mom shows up 😬
Teaching kids new words can be fun... until mom shows up ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
18
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. 

Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* 🤪
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐Ÿคช
10 months ago
31
My wife and I keep "trying" for a second child 😂. Little does she know, my secret vasectomy was the best gift I ever gave myself 🤫.
My wife and I keep "trying" for a second child ๐Ÿ˜‚. Little does she know, my secret vasectomy was the best gift I ever gave myself ๐Ÿคซ.
11 months ago
12
Europe: "I wonder how big this bubble can get!" 
USA: "This bad boy can hold 100 freedom rounds!"
Europe: "I wonder how big this bubble can get!" USA: "This bad boy can hold 100 freedom rounds!"
11 months ago
14