God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...🤔
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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So, according to science, we evolved from apes. According to Christians, we were created by God. But what REALLY happened? 🤔 I guess we'll never know for sure 😂
So, according to science, we evolved from apes. According to Christians, we were created by God. But what REALLY happened? ๐Ÿค” I guess we'll never know for sure ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Jesus said "Let the little children come to me," not "Let the little lambs come to me."
Jesus said "Let the little children come to me," not "Let the little lambs come to me."
1 year ago
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"I'm gonna own those atheists by posting about Jesus on Facebook using my iPhone!" 😂
"I'm gonna own those atheists by posting about Jesus on Facebook using my iPhone!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain NFTs to my grandpa
Me trying to explain NFTs to my grandpa
1 year ago
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When bedtime stories sound a little *too* unbelievable 😂 #BibleStories #DadLife #SkepticalKid
When bedtime stories sound a little *too* unbelievable ๐Ÿ˜‚ #BibleStories #DadLife #SkepticalKid
1 year ago
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Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem 😂
Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking 🤔
Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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When fascism comes to America🇺🇸, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross✝️.  (Sinclair Lewis, definitely not 1835 😂)
When fascism comes to America๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a crossโœ๏ธ. (Sinclair Lewis, definitely not 1835 ๐Ÿ˜‚)
1 year ago
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When you thank Jesus for the food but forget about the farmworkers who harvested it. 🙏🧅👨‍🌾
When you thank Jesus for the food but forget about the farmworkers who harvested it. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿง…๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ
1 year ago
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When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word 😂
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out which religion to follow so I don't end up in hell:
🤔🌎🔥
Me trying to figure out which religion to follow so I don't end up in hell: ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
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Molly's science teacher: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old.
Molly: No, it's a few thousand years old and God made it.
Molly's Mom on Facebook: So proud of my little scientist! 🙌
Molly's science teacher: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Molly: No, it's a few thousand years old and God made it. Molly's Mom on Facebook: So proud of my little scientist! ๐Ÿ™Œ
1 year ago
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The ultimate dilemma:🥓 or👩?  Centuries of debate and we're still no closer to a definitive answer. Guess some questions are just too important to resolve. 🤔
The ultimate dilemma:๐Ÿฅ“ or๐Ÿ‘ฉ? Centuries of debate and we're still no closer to a definitive answer. Guess some questions are just too important to resolve. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
246
Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute. He was more like me than like you. 😂
Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute. He was more like me than like you. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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