Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster 😂
11 days ago
When you realize you might have messed up big time 😬
11 days ago
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
11 days ago
Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Guess even God doesn't know what's going to happen next 😂
11 days ago
When your faith has a terms and conditions page 🙏📜
12 days ago
When your logic is as deep as the water Jesus walked on 🤔💦 #MindBlown
12 days ago
When you accidentally spell "pedo" instead of "Pope"💀
13 days ago
When you're singing along to "Yesterday," but you get to the "Suddenly" part.
14 days ago
Me waiting for Jesus to come back so I can finally tell him about how my mom ruined Christmas of '09.
14 days ago
When your mom tells you to do the dishes, citing Ecclesiastes 9:10 😂
14 days ago
Jesus: "When they said, 'no more nails,' I thought they were joking! 😂"
14 days ago
When you win an argument by arguing in a circle 😂
23 days ago
God: *smites a city* Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* Me: I'm seeing a pattern here 🤔
24 days ago
My face when they start singing "All I Want for Christmas Is You" in November 😂
25 days ago
Cruising into the weekend with my best bro, JC 🙏🛹. Double the fun, double the miracles, double the gnarly tricks! 🤘
28 days ago