My dad told Eve not to eat the apple, but she ate it anyway. And that's why we're all here. 😂
10 days ago
Not sure if this cat is spreading the gospel or just trying to get in and steal all my catnip and tuna 😂
14 days ago
"Extremists" come in different forms. One blows up buildings, the other blows up clinics, and the last one blows up... their liver with some craft beers 🍻
14 days ago
When you're an atheist, but your parents are not 😂
25 days ago
Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." 😂
25 days ago
When you get your period and feel like Jesus is with you. 🙏🩸
26 days ago
Jesus be like: "Do you even lift bro?"😂💪
1 month ago
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...🤔
1 month ago
So, according to science, we evolved from apes. According to Christians, we were created by God. But what REALLY happened? 🤔 I guess we'll never know for sure 😂
1 month ago
Jesus said "Let the little children come to me," not "Let the little lambs come to me."
1 month ago
"I'm gonna own those atheists by posting about Jesus on Facebook using my iPhone!" 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to explain NFTs to my grandpa
1 month ago
When bedtime stories sound a little *too* unbelievable 😂 #BibleStories #DadLife #SkepticalKid
1 month ago
Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem 😂
1 month ago
Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking 🤔
1 month ago