Odin: "I kept my promises. Where's your god now?" 😂
Odin: "I kept my promises. Where's your god now?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" 
Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" 
Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."😈
Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."๐Ÿ˜ˆ
10 months ago
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When you realize Easter is just Jesus' messy rebirth day 🐣
When you realize Easter is just Jesus' messy rebirth day ๐Ÿฃ
10 months ago
23
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. 😂
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
24
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." 
Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
11 months ago
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Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." 
Barber: "Go away Jesus" 😂
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." Barber: "Go away Jesus" ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
31
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary 🎺🤫
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿคซ
11 months ago
33
Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful.  They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful 😂
Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful. They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
11
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctor…and me in business. 🙏😈"
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctorโ€ฆand me in business. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
11 months ago
24
When you invite your demonic friends over for dinner and they mistake Jesus for the main course 😬
When you invite your demonic friends over for dinner and they mistake Jesus for the main course ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
14
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster 😂
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
32
When you realize you might have messed up big time 😬
When you realize you might have messed up big time ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
14
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" 
Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
11 months ago
22
Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Guess even God doesn't know what's going to happen next 😂
Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Guess even God doesn't know what's going to happen next ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
25
When your faith has a terms and conditions page 🙏📜
When your faith has a terms and conditions page ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ“œ
11 months ago
24