You don't cheat death. You just replace it. Chuck Norris got a promotion. 💀
You don't cheat death. You just replace it. Chuck Norris got a promotion. ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
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Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945. The Nazis surrendered on May 7th, 1945. Coincidence? I think not. Chuck Norris doesn't negotiate with terrorists, he roundhouse kicks them into oblivion.
Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945. The Nazis surrendered on May 7th, 1945. Coincidence? I think not. Chuck Norris doesn't negotiate with terrorists, he roundhouse kicks them into oblivion.
10 months ago
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When you survive sex with Chuck Norris and realize you're the only one left standing 🦵🤕
When you survive sex with Chuck Norris and realize you're the only one left standing ๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿค•
1 year ago
42
When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him 💥💪
When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
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When your friend finally asks out their crush ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
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