Disney be like: "We're committed to diversity and accurate representation." ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 days ago
My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. ๐Ÿค”
25 days ago
28ยฐC in 1995: ๐Ÿ˜Žโ˜€๏ธ 28ยฐC in 2024: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’€
29 days ago
Bernie's on his way to the climate change conference...in his private jet. Rules for thee, not for me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my friends that lighting things on fire probably isnโ€™t the smartest idea when half the planet is on fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒ
1 month ago
Me explaining to my boss why all our support tickets are about the AC not working: "It's climate change, obviously."
1 month ago
Me trying to save the planet one fart at a time ๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
POV: You're a penguin realizing the beach isn't a giant snow pile and you're hundreds of miles off course ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ–๏ธ
1 month ago
When you really need to protect your cabbages from floods. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Nuclear, oil, and coal? No problem! Wind turbines in my backyard? We're all gonna die!!!
1 month ago
My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŠ
1 month ago
My solution to global warming: We launch the oceans into space, where they instantly freeze into giant ice cubes, then send them back to Earth in insulated capsules. Problem solved! ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you trade asphalt for Astroturf. ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ Still traffic, but at least it's *aesthetically* pleasing now. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
2 months ago