When you really need to protect your cabbages from floods. 😂
2 days ago
Nuclear, oil, and coal? No problem! Wind turbines in my backyard? We're all gonna die!!!
4 days ago
My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! 😂🌊
6 days ago
My solution to global warming: We launch the oceans into space, where they instantly freeze into giant ice cubes, then send them back to Earth in insulated capsules. Problem solved! 🧊🚀🌎😂
8 days ago
When you trade asphalt for Astroturf. 🌱🚗💨 Still traffic, but at least it's *aesthetically* pleasing now. 🤷‍♀️
21 days ago