When you successfully create a man-free utopia but forget about the final boss: the unbreakable pickle jar. 🤦‍♀️
When you successfully create a man-free utopia but forget about the final boss: the unbreakable pickle jar. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
27 days ago
43
Well, that's one way to handle a pregnancy announcement. Can't say he wasn't direct about it. 😬
Well, that's one way to handle a pregnancy announcement. Can't say he wasn't direct about it. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
2 months ago
56
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. 🎅
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. ๐ŸŽ…
5 months ago
23
When you completely misread the room... and the law. 💀
When you completely misread the room... and the law. ๐Ÿ’€
5 months ago
23
My laptop trying to threaten me with a good time. 😂 Checkmate. 💻
My laptop trying to threaten me with a good time. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Checkmate. ๐Ÿ’ป
6 months ago
32
Priorities, people! A clean burger is a happy burger. 🍔🧼😂
Priorities, people! A clean burger is a happy burger. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
33
Mario after realizing he has to jump over lava for the 10000th time
Mario after realizing he has to jump over lava for the 10000th time
10 months ago
23
Me trying to adult for the past 15 years 😂
Me trying to adult for the past 15 years ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
27
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." 
Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
10 months ago
23
Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job 😂
Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
24
When The Simpsons meet Futurama: It's like a crossover episode on steroids 😂
When The Simpsons meet Futurama: It's like a crossover episode on steroids ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
23
Me trying to get comfortable during an alien abduction. 😩👽 #AlienAbduction #AnalProbe
Me trying to get comfortable during an alien abduction. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘ฝ #AlienAbduction #AnalProbe
11 months ago
14
When your girl says she's wearing a shirt but it's actually just a shirt 😂
When your girl says she's wearing a shirt but it's actually just a shirt ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
23
When you take "anti-furry" a bit too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
35
Me trying to find the intelligence bar for TempleOS users ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
22