Some men don't want to be rescued, they just want to watch the world sink. 😈
Some men don't want to be rescued, they just want to watch the world sink. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 month ago
103
He's a little confused, but he's got the anti-fascist spirit, I guess? Poor kid. 😬
He's a little confused, but he's got the anti-fascist spirit, I guess? Poor kid. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
228
When you ask God for relationship advice and he calls you out on your bad habits. 💀
When you ask God for relationship advice and he calls you out on your bad habits. ๐Ÿ’€
5 months ago
233
And that's how we ended up with dollar signs for variables and inconsistent function names. Thanks, Satan! 😈
And that's how we ended up with dollar signs for variables and inconsistent function names. Thanks, Satan! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
5 months ago
305
Talk about a high-stakes trip to the mall. This doctor's diagnostic test is something else. 💀
Talk about a high-stakes trip to the mall. This doctor's diagnostic test is something else. ๐Ÿ’€
5 months ago
275
When you successfully create a man-free utopia but forget about the final boss: the unbreakable pickle jar. 🤦‍♀️
When you successfully create a man-free utopia but forget about the final boss: the unbreakable pickle jar. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
7 months ago
246
Well, that's one way to handle a pregnancy announcement. Can't say he wasn't direct about it. 😬
Well, that's one way to handle a pregnancy announcement. Can't say he wasn't direct about it. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
8 months ago
281
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. 🎅
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. ๐ŸŽ…
11 months ago
205
When you completely misread the room... and the law. 💀
When you completely misread the room... and the law. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
225
My laptop trying to threaten me with a good time. 😂 Checkmate. 💻
My laptop trying to threaten me with a good time. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Checkmate. ๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
324
Priorities, people! A clean burger is a happy burger. 🍔🧼😂
Priorities, people! A clean burger is a happy burger. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
342
Mario after realizing he has to jump over lava for the 10000th time
Mario after realizing he has to jump over lava for the 10000th time
1 year ago
171
Me trying to adult for the past 15 years 😂
Me trying to adult for the past 15 years ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
275
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." 
Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
1 year ago
257
Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job 😂
Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
263