That awkward moment you realize 'thinking for yourself' just means repeating what the politicians say. 🐑
2 months ago
Phew, almost had a moment of self-awareness there. Glad I'm a real person with my own thoughts, which conveniently align with every major news outlet. 🤖
4 months ago
When your personality is as colorful as your hair and you demand the world adapts 🎨😎
4 months ago
When you mistake "tolerance" with "bending to my will" 🤡
7 months ago
Me after successfully navigating the self-checkout: "I am free!"
7 months ago
When you and the squad try to "Be Different" but end up looking exactly the same 😂
7 months ago