When you wish upon a star ๐ŸŒŸ...or in this case, a magic lamp ๐Ÿงžโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Be careful what you wish for, kids! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Especially if you're wishing to be Batman at your birthday party. Always specify which Batman! #DarkHumor #BirthdayFails
21 hours ago
When you don't wash your hands after using the restroom, you and the homies become a little *too* close. ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚ Wash those hands, folks!๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ‘
22 hours ago
When you drop trou in front of a cop car and realize there is an officer inside ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš”. Justice served swiftly. #baddecisions #mooning #police
6 days ago
When you realize your dog's parenting advice was spot on ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
13 days ago
When in doubt, fist it out. #safesex #AIDSawareness
23 days ago