That feeling when you just took a nap instead of a painkiller... they're watching. Always watching. ๐Ÿ‘€
9 days ago
โœจ When your Jedi mind tricks aren't compatible with the latest firmware update โœจ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When mom knows a little too much about the government ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคซ
2 months ago
Live broadcasting from the moon in 1969 vs. live broadcasting from down the street in 2023. Guess we peaked early. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you're more worried about the world being ruled by one entity than the world actually ending.
2 months ago
Me trying to explain to my friend that the Earth is actually a giant donut ๐Ÿฉ and the government is hiding the sprinkles.
2 months ago
Taxpayers: What is my purpose? Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles. Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
2 months ago
WWI & WWII: Bombs away! ๐Ÿ’ฃ. WWIII: Syringes away! ๐Ÿ’‰. They don't make wars like they used to. Now we fight with vaccines instead of bombs. Stay woke. ๐Ÿ‘€
3 months ago
When you know too much about the Clinton's but forgot to delete your browser history ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
Hillary checking to see if her disguise is working ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
So the Titanic hit an iceberg, but there are no iceberg pieces in the wreckage? ๐Ÿค” Must be the work of the Illuminati... or maybe the ice just melted? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
3 months ago
Hillary checking to see if her disguise is still working ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
One small step for man, one giant troll for mankind ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When your friend finally believes in chemtrails after years of you telling them, only because it was on the news๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
๐Ÿคฏ When you realize Aladdin might be a post-apocalyptic future and the Genie is just vibing with ancient memes ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago