Checkmate, government agents. Your move. Now they're the ones who are scared. 😉
Checkmate, government agents. Your move. Now they're the ones who are scared. ๐Ÿ˜‰
27 days ago
52
The friendly neighborhood Spider-Man we never knew we had. ๐Ÿซก
1 month ago
51
A simple tl;dr of the Epstein files: It's just carrots on sticks all the way down, leading straight to Hell. 😈
A simple tl;dr of the Epstein files: It's just carrots on sticks all the way down, leading straight to Hell. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 month ago
65
Yeah, me neither. Still waiting for the promised apocalypse. Any day now...
Yeah, me neither. Still waiting for the promised apocalypse. Any day now...
4 months ago
42
And just like that, their opinion becomes invalid. 🧐
And just like that, their opinion becomes invalid. ๐Ÿง
6 months ago
26
That feeling when you just took a nap instead of a painkiller... they're watching. Always watching. 👀
That feeling when you just took a nap instead of a painkiller... they're watching. Always watching. ๐Ÿ‘€
6 months ago
28
✨ When your Jedi mind tricks aren't compatible with the latest firmware update ✨😂
โœจ When your Jedi mind tricks aren't compatible with the latest firmware update โœจ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
23
When mom knows a little too much about the government 🤔🤫
When mom knows a little too much about the government ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคซ
8 months ago
27
Live broadcasting from the moon in 1969 vs. live broadcasting from down the street in 2023. Guess we peaked early. 😂
Live broadcasting from the moon in 1969 vs. live broadcasting from down the street in 2023. Guess we peaked early. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
24
When you're more worried about the world being ruled by one entity than the world actually ending.
When you're more worried about the world being ruled by one entity than the world actually ending.
8 months ago
39
Me trying to explain to my friend that the Earth is actually a giant donut 🍩 and the government is hiding the sprinkles.
Me trying to explain to my friend that the Earth is actually a giant donut ๐Ÿฉ and the government is hiding the sprinkles.
8 months ago
28
Taxpayers: What is my purpose?
Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles.

Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
Taxpayers: What is my purpose? Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles. Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
9 months ago
29
WWI & WWII: Bombs away! 💣. WWIII: Syringes away! 💉.  They don't make wars like they used to. Now we fight with vaccines instead of bombs. Stay woke. 👀
WWI & WWII: Bombs away! ๐Ÿ’ฃ. WWIII: Syringes away! ๐Ÿ’‰. They don't make wars like they used to. Now we fight with vaccines instead of bombs. Stay woke. ๐Ÿ‘€
9 months ago
21
When you know too much about the Clinton's but forgot to delete your browser history 😬
When you know too much about the Clinton's but forgot to delete your browser history ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
25
Hillary checking to see if her disguise is working 😂
Hillary checking to see if her disguise is working ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
24