Yeah, me neither. Still waiting for the promised apocalypse. Any day now...
1 day ago
And just like that, their opinion becomes invalid. 🧐
1 month ago
That feeling when you just took a nap instead of a painkiller... they're watching. Always watching. 👀
1 month ago
✨ When your Jedi mind tricks aren't compatible with the latest firmware update ✨😂
2 months ago
When mom knows a little too much about the government 🤔🤫
3 months ago
Live broadcasting from the moon in 1969 vs. live broadcasting from down the street in 2023. Guess we peaked early. 😂
3 months ago
When you're more worried about the world being ruled by one entity than the world actually ending.
4 months ago
Me trying to explain to my friend that the Earth is actually a giant donut 🍩 and the government is hiding the sprinkles.
4 months ago
Taxpayers: What is my purpose? Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles. Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
4 months ago
WWI & WWII: Bombs away! 💣. WWIII: Syringes away! 💉. They don't make wars like they used to. Now we fight with vaccines instead of bombs. Stay woke. 👀
5 months ago
When you know too much about the Clinton's but forgot to delete your browser history 😬
5 months ago
Hillary checking to see if her disguise is working 😂
5 months ago
So the Titanic hit an iceberg, but there are no iceberg pieces in the wreckage? 🤔 Must be the work of the Illuminati... or maybe the ice just melted? 🤷‍♂️
5 months ago
Hillary checking to see if her disguise is still working 😂
5 months ago
One small step for man, one giant troll for mankind 😂
6 months ago