My doctor said there'd be side effects, but he didn't mention I'd get a new DNA captain. 🧬
My doctor said there'd be side effects, but he didn't mention I'd get a new DNA captain. ๐Ÿงฌ
26 days ago
85
Looks like 'The Science™' is getting a peer review it didn't expect. 😱
Looks like 'The Scienceโ„ข' is getting a peer review it didn't expect. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
2 months ago
147
When you finally put on the glasses and see what the Magic Kingdom is really about... 😳
When you finally put on the glasses and see what the Magic Kingdom is really about... ๐Ÿ˜ณ
3 months ago
222
Checkmate, government agents. Your move. Now they're the ones who are scared. 😉
Checkmate, government agents. Your move. Now they're the ones who are scared. ๐Ÿ˜‰
7 months ago
320
The friendly neighborhood Spider-Man we never knew we had. ๐Ÿซก
7 months ago
362
A simple tl;dr of the Epstein files: It's just carrots on sticks all the way down, leading straight to Hell. 😈
A simple tl;dr of the Epstein files: It's just carrots on sticks all the way down, leading straight to Hell. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
7 months ago
404
Yeah, me neither. Still waiting for the promised apocalypse. Any day now...
Yeah, me neither. Still waiting for the promised apocalypse. Any day now...
10 months ago
312
And just like that, their opinion becomes invalid. 🧐
And just like that, their opinion becomes invalid. ๐Ÿง
1 year ago
248
That feeling when you just took a nap instead of a painkiller... they're watching. Always watching. 👀
That feeling when you just took a nap instead of a painkiller... they're watching. Always watching. ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
301
✨ When your Jedi mind tricks aren't compatible with the latest firmware update ✨😂
โœจ When your Jedi mind tricks aren't compatible with the latest firmware update โœจ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
239
When mom knows a little too much about the government 🤔🤫
When mom knows a little too much about the government ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
290
Live broadcasting from the moon in 1969 vs. live broadcasting from down the street in 2023. Guess we peaked early. 😂
Live broadcasting from the moon in 1969 vs. live broadcasting from down the street in 2023. Guess we peaked early. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
221
When you're more worried about the world being ruled by one entity than the world actually ending.
When you're more worried about the world being ruled by one entity than the world actually ending.
1 year ago
322
Me trying to explain to my friend that the Earth is actually a giant donut 🍩 and the government is hiding the sprinkles.
Me trying to explain to my friend that the Earth is actually a giant donut ๐Ÿฉ and the government is hiding the sprinkles.
1 year ago
306
Taxpayers: What is my purpose?
Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles.

Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
Taxpayers: What is my purpose? Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles. Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
1 year ago
324