She asked for a free car and got some free advice instead. Daniel chose violence. 💀
29 days ago
Me, after two drinks, having an in-depth philosophical debate with my brain about the meaning of a Cheeto 🧐😂
5 months ago
When you're trying to subtly end the conversation, but they just don't get the hint 😂
5 months ago
When you try to "neg" a girl and it backfires spectacularly 😂 #smoothoperator #epicfail
5 months ago
When you accidentally teach your kid a little too much about reality 😂
6 months ago
Starting strong with bold confidence! 💬✔️
7 months ago