When your partner finds out you left your Facebook open 😱. Time to face the music (or maybe just a very awkward dinner) 😬.
9 days ago
Nailed it! This caricature perfectly captures our...unique beauty. 😂
13 days ago
Spooning: For girls - cute, warm, and straight to sleep. For boys - a face full of hair, a dead arm, and a raging boner 😂
16 days ago
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
16 days ago
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.💀
26 days ago
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands 😂
27 days ago
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.🕺
27 days ago
Me running from one situationship to another.🏃‍♀️💨
29 days ago
When she's more eager to show off those buns than the braids. 👀😂
29 days ago
Me holding you vs me holding myself back from kissing you all the time 😂
1 month ago
Me pretending to be surprised when my partner wakes up 😂😍
1 month ago
When she makes that face, you know you're doing something right! (Or at least something she likes) 😂
1 month ago
Spiderman's Spidey-senses are tingling... for the internet 😂
1 month ago
A good wife brings balance to a man's tractor... I mean, a good wife brings balance to a man's life 😂
1 month ago
When you live in an igloo and your water breaks, but you're too engrossed in Ice Road Truckers to notice 😂
1 month ago