Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis 😂. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. 🇹🇭
19 days ago
She said: "It's me or the beer!" Anyway...🍺
27 days ago
When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication 😂
1 month ago
Playing Wii with your girlfriend: Her: "Oh, now your arm doesn't get tired" 😂
1 month ago
When your partner finds out you left your Facebook open 😱. Time to face the music (or maybe just a very awkward dinner) 😬.
1 month ago
Nailed it! This caricature perfectly captures our...unique beauty. 😂
1 month ago
Spooning: For girls - cute, warm, and straight to sleep. For boys - a face full of hair, a dead arm, and a raging boner 😂
2 months ago
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
2 months ago
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.💀
2 months ago
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands 😂
2 months ago
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.🕺
2 months ago
Me running from one situationship to another.🏃‍♀️💨
2 months ago
When she's more eager to show off those buns than the braids. 👀😂
2 months ago
Me holding you vs me holding myself back from kissing you all the time 😂
2 months ago
Me pretending to be surprised when my partner wakes up 😂😍
2 months ago