That awkward moment when the government is more invested in your relationship than you are. 😂📞
That awkward moment when the government is more invested in your relationship than you are. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ž
7 months ago
19
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis 😂.  Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. 🇹🇭
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
8 months ago
18
She said: "It's me or the beer!"  Anyway...🍺
She said: "It's me or the beer!" Anyway...๐Ÿบ
8 months ago
24
When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication 😂
When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
30
Playing Wii with your girlfriend:
Her: "Oh, now your arm doesn't get tired" 😂
Playing Wii with your girlfriend: Her: "Oh, now your arm doesn't get tired" ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
26
When your partner finds out you left your Facebook open 😱. Time to face the music (or maybe just a very awkward dinner) 😬.
When your partner finds out you left your Facebook open ๐Ÿ˜ฑ. Time to face the music (or maybe just a very awkward dinner) ๐Ÿ˜ฌ.
9 months ago
30
Nailed it! This caricature perfectly captures our...unique beauty. 😂
Nailed it! This caricature perfectly captures our...unique beauty. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
36
Spooning: For girls - cute, warm, and straight to sleep. For boys - a face full of hair, a dead arm, and a raging boner 😂
Spooning: For girls - cute, warm, and straight to sleep. For boys - a face full of hair, a dead arm, and a raging boner ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
28
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
9 months ago
30
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.💀
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
23
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands 😂
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
34
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.🕺
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.๐Ÿ•บ
10 months ago
54
Me running from one situationship to another.🏃‍♀️💨
Me running from one situationship to another.๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
10 months ago
29
When she's more eager to show off those buns than the braids. 👀😂
When she's more eager to show off those buns than the braids. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
28
Me holding you vs me holding myself back from kissing you all the time 😂
Me holding you vs me holding myself back from kissing you all the time ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
33