When your true love is cold, bubbly, and comes in a bottle. Priorities, people! 🍻
When your true love is cold, bubbly, and comes in a bottle. Priorities, people! ๐Ÿป
10 days ago
31
That awkward moment when the government is more invested in your relationship than you are. 😂📞
That awkward moment when the government is more invested in your relationship than you are. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ž
11 months ago
153
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis 😂.  Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. 🇹🇭
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
1 year ago
154
She said: "It's me or the beer!"  Anyway...🍺
She said: "It's me or the beer!" Anyway...๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
156
When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication 😂
When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
236
Playing Wii with your girlfriend:
Her: "Oh, now your arm doesn't get tired" 😂
Playing Wii with your girlfriend: Her: "Oh, now your arm doesn't get tired" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
171
When your partner finds out you left your Facebook open 😱. Time to face the music (or maybe just a very awkward dinner) 😬.
When your partner finds out you left your Facebook open ๐Ÿ˜ฑ. Time to face the music (or maybe just a very awkward dinner) ๐Ÿ˜ฌ.
1 year ago
261
Nailed it! This caricature perfectly captures our...unique beauty. 😂
Nailed it! This caricature perfectly captures our...unique beauty. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
244
Spooning: For girls - cute, warm, and straight to sleep. For boys - a face full of hair, a dead arm, and a raging boner 😂
Spooning: For girls - cute, warm, and straight to sleep. For boys - a face full of hair, a dead arm, and a raging boner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
217
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
1 year ago
232
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.💀
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
224
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands 😂
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
330
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.🕺
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
461
Me running from one situationship to another.🏃‍♀️💨
Me running from one situationship to another.๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
249
When she's more eager to show off those buns than the braids. 👀😂
When she's more eager to show off those buns than the braids. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
184