Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
15 days ago
When Photoshop skills are high af ๐Ÿ˜‚
19 days ago
When your hallucinations start hallucinating about hallucinating. It's hallucinations all the way down. ๐Ÿ˜‚
20 days ago
These store rules are wild ๐Ÿ˜‚ Asking for a discount gets you kicked out, and farting inside is a no-no! Oh, and if you have a bad attitude, prepare to pay extra! Guess I'll just shop online then. ๐Ÿ’จ
21 days ago
Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight. Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am ๐Ÿฅ•
23 days ago
When you are playing football but also auditioning for Cirque du Soleil๐Ÿ˜‚โšฝ๏ธ
1 month ago
When the weather is trying to show you some cool karate moves. ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‹โ˜๏ธ
1 month ago
When your friend says they don't mind sitting in the back ๐Ÿ˜‚ #roadtrip #bmw
1 month ago