When you want to study law but you realize you've got more potential as the criminal. 😈
11 hours ago
You can't argue with the data. The statistics are clear on this one. 👩‍🚀🏳️‍🌈
13 days ago
When your friendship takes a stab at boundaries! 😅🔪
2 months ago
When you're Batman and 'parking' means turning Joker's ride into modern art 🚓💥🦇
2 months ago
When you're young and already know what you want to be when you grow up 😂
5 months ago
Optimus Crime rolling out! 😂🚔
5 months ago
Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is 😂
6 months ago
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
6 months ago
5 years for sharing music versus 4 years for involuntary manslaughter... priorities people! 😂
6 months ago
When you bomb a government building and shoot 77 kids you get 3 years of medical care in Europe, yet stealing 9 tapes gets you 25 years in prison in USA. What kind of justice system is this? 😂
6 months ago
If guns cause crime, then spoons make people fat, and pencils misspell words. Let's be real, it's not the tools, it's the choices people make! 🤔
6 months ago
Stealing $3,000,000,000 gets you 40 months in prison. Stealing $100 to avoid starving gets you 15 years. Seems fair.⚖️
6 months ago
Shaggy: Like, it wasn't me, man! Scobby Doo: Ruh-huh! It was the Rottweiler! News Headline: Man arrested for having sex with dog
6 months ago
I don't always drive the speed limit, but when I do, there are drugs in the car. 😂
6 months ago
When you drop trou in front of a cop car and realize there is an officer inside 😂🚔. Justice served swiftly. #baddecisions #mooning #police
6 months ago