Shaggy: Like, it wasn't me, man! 
Scobby Doo: Ruh-huh! It was the Rottweiler! 
News Headline: Man arrested for having sex with dog
Shaggy: Like, it wasn't me, man! Scobby Doo: Ruh-huh! It was the Rottweiler! News Headline: Man arrested for having sex with dog
1 year ago
127
I don't always drive the speed limit, but when I do, there are drugs in the car. 😂
I don't always drive the speed limit, but when I do, there are drugs in the car. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
126
When you drop trou in front of a cop car and realize there is an officer inside 😂🚔. Justice served swiftly. #baddecisions #mooning #police
When you drop trou in front of a cop car and realize there is an officer inside ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš”. Justice served swiftly. #baddecisions #mooning #police
1 year ago
62
70% chance of rape today, but hey, at least it's sunny tomorrow!  ☀️
70% chance of rape today, but hey, at least it's sunny tomorrow! โ˜€๏ธ
1 year ago
119
America is #1.  Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners!  Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery.  If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too.  🇺🇸🥇
America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅ‡
1 year ago
105
When your family picture is suspiciously well organized... 🕵️‍♂️🖼️ #Framed
When your family picture is suspiciously well organized... ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ #Framed
1 year ago
68
When your attempt at being politically correct backfires spectacularly 🤦‍♂️🍳
When your attempt at being politically correct backfires spectacularly ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿณ
1 year ago
135
When you accidentally reveal too much about your "knowledge" of Central Park at night 😬
When you accidentally reveal too much about your "knowledge" of Central Park at night ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
78
AIG exec steals $500M, gets 4 years. Homeless man steals $100 to eat, gets 15 years.  The system works… for someone, I guess. 🤔
AIG exec steals $500M, gets 4 years. Homeless man steals $100 to eat, gets 15 years. The system worksโ€ฆ for someone, I guess. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
121
🔍 When you realize 'help' isn't for everyone... 😬
๐Ÿ” When you realize 'help' isn't for everyone... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
156
When you're trying to steal a TV, but you accidentally grab a microwave๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
147
👶 When your job takes 'night shift' to a whole new level! 🚨💀
๐Ÿ‘ถ When your job takes 'night shift' to a whole new level! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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