America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅ‡
6 months ago
When your family picture is suspiciously well organized... ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ #Framed
6 months ago
When your attempt at being politically correct backfires spectacularly ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿณ
6 months ago
When you accidentally reveal too much about your "knowledge" of Central Park at night ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
6 months ago
AIG exec steals $500M, gets 4 years. Homeless man steals $100 to eat, gets 15 years. The system worksโ€ฆ for someone, I guess. ๐Ÿค”
6 months ago
๐Ÿ” When you realize 'help' isn't for everyone... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
7 months ago
When you're trying to steal a TV, but you accidentally grab a microwave๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
๐Ÿ‘ถ When your job takes 'night shift' to a whole new level! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’€
7 months ago