When Dexter organizes an event for people who can't come, it's gonna be a... dry run. ðŸ’Ķ😂
6 months ago
When your coworker gets a new iPhone and you're in the mood for some dark humor 😂😈
6 months ago
When your kid tells you about their first bj and its with YOU 👁ïļðŸ‘„👁ïļ
6 months ago
Me trying to outrun my responsibilities.
6 months ago
Me and the boys eliminating the problem ðŸ—ŋ
6 months ago
When you're with Minnie and Donald walks in 👁👄👁
6 months ago
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? ðŸĪ”
6 months ago
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti 🍷
6 months ago
Savage Level: Expert 😂
6 months ago
Eric Cartman's Guide to Roasting Your Friends (South Park Edition) 😂
6 months ago
When politeness meets paranoia 😂. It's a 'thank you,' not a declaration of war! #overthinking
6 months ago
Me and the boys about to become a smoothie. 💀
6 months ago
When your flight instructor says "practice your emergency landings anywhere" 💀✈ïļðŸŠĶ
6 months ago
Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in, but only one works. 😂
6 months ago
Making jokes about dead babies = bad. Actually making dead babies = okay. ðŸĪ” So, what's the difference again? 💀
6 months ago