Me trying to understand vampire logic 😂
4 days ago
New Star Wars Action Figures. Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen: Charred Remains 💀🔥. Perfect for recreating that iconic scene from A New Hope. For ages 18 and up (because it's kinda morbid 😂).
9 days ago
Me, realizing I was born too late to witness history and too early to partake in cosmic adventures, but just in time to casually browse for psychedelics on the dark web. 🐸💻🌌
9 days ago
Me to the weather app: "You said it would stop raining!". Weather app: "I lied."
13 days ago
Me explaining to my friend why I think the Jetsons predicted a utopian future 😂
16 days ago
These cows are about to learn their fate. They are not laughing now, but they will be in stitches later. 😂
16 days ago
Africa is a great place, they have chocolate milk rivers. Reality: The rivers and other water sources are contaminated. A child has no choice to drink from wherever they can.
16 days ago
Me trying to explain to my mom why I can't just chain all the elephants together and send them to the moon 🐘🚀🌕
18 days ago
Me and my friend sharing our favorite snack
23 days ago
This joke is outta this world!
24 days ago
Finally, a sex-ed class I can understand! Now, where's the one on taxes? 🤔
24 days ago
I'm no doctor, but I know how to give CPR... Cock Pulling Resuscitation 😂
25 days ago
This map perfectly sums up my world view 😂. Just kidding... mostly. 😉
25 days ago
Me trying to explain to my conservative grandma why her logic is flawed 💀
25 days ago
When you accidentally open the family group chat after Thanksgiving dinner. 😬
26 days ago