When you want to set the expectations straight from the beginning ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Me, an atheist, petting the tiger: 'Sup, stripes?'๐Ÿ…
6 months ago
When you want a free ride home but can't afford a taxi ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš“
6 months ago
Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out ๐Ÿ˜‚ #doubleStandard #parenting
6 months ago
Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
It's a tough world out there, but at least we have cat dads. โค๏ธ
6 months ago
Me pretending to miss my family after moving across the country ๐Ÿ˜‚ #AwkwardFamilyPhotos #CloseRange #NeverMiss
6 months ago
When your friend wants to play and you are out of controllers ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Me trying to give helpful advice: "Don't be racist, just hate everyone equally!"
6 months ago
This is some high-level humor ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
When the word scramble gets a little too real ๐Ÿ˜‚. This game is definitely not for kids! ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
6 months ago
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctorโ€ฆand me in business. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
6 months ago
70% chance of rape today, but hey, at least it's sunny tomorrow! โ˜€๏ธ
6 months ago
Dollar store Christmas plates, perfect for spreading holiday fear, not cheer ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ›”๏ธ
6 months ago