Me trying to convince my patient that *I'm* the one who's supposed to be doing the surgery 🔪😂
Me trying to convince my patient that *I'm* the one who's supposed to be doing the surgery ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
14
When you wish upon a star 🌟...or in this case, a magic lamp 🧞‍♂️.  Be careful what you wish for, kids! 😂  Especially if you're wishing to be Batman at your birthday party. Always specify which Batman! #DarkHumor #BirthdayFails
When you wish upon a star ๐ŸŒŸ...or in this case, a magic lamp ๐Ÿงžโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Be careful what you wish for, kids! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Especially if you're wishing to be Batman at your birthday party. Always specify which Batman! #DarkHumor #BirthdayFails
10 months ago
22
When you desperately need a cure but your Tourettes has other plans 😂
When you desperately need a cure but your Tourettes has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
22
When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV 😂
When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
23
I guess this jigsaw puzzle isn't suitable for vegetarians after all 😂
I guess this jigsaw puzzle isn't suitable for vegetarians after all ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
17
Me after my nap asking my roommate if they were the one who drew a mustache and beard on me with sharpie and glued pubes on my face: 😂
Me after my nap asking my roommate if they were the one who drew a mustache and beard on me with sharpie and glued pubes on my face: ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
23
When Dexter organizes an event for people who can't come, it's gonna be a... dry run. 💦😂
When Dexter organizes an event for people who can't come, it's gonna be a... dry run. ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
24
When your coworker gets a new iPhone and you're in the mood for some dark humor 😂😈
When your coworker gets a new iPhone and you're in the mood for some dark humor ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ˆ
10 months ago
20
When your kid tells you about their first bj and its with YOU 👁️👄👁️
When your kid tells you about their first bj and its with YOU ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
10 months ago
21
Me trying to outrun my responsibilities.
Me trying to outrun my responsibilities.
10 months ago
27
Me and the boys eliminating the problem 🗿
Me and the boys eliminating the problem ๐Ÿ—ฟ
10 months ago
24
When you're with Minnie and Donald walks in 👁👄👁
When you're with Minnie and Donald walks in ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘
10 months ago
20
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault*
Me: I understand this is a serious issue.
My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? 🤔
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
26
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti 🍷
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti ๐Ÿท
10 months ago
23
Savage Level: Expert 😂
Savage Level: Expert ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
21