Me and the boys eliminating the problem 🗿
Me and the boys eliminating the problem ๐Ÿ—ฟ
1 year ago
43
When you're with Minnie and Donald walks in 👁👄👁
When you're with Minnie and Donald walks in ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
37
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault*
Me: I understand this is a serious issue.
My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? 🤔
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
69
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti 🍷
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
46
Savage Level: Expert 😂
Savage Level: Expert ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
59
Eric Cartman's Guide to Roasting Your Friends (South Park Edition) 😂
Eric Cartman's Guide to Roasting Your Friends (South Park Edition) ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
51
When politeness meets paranoia 😂. It's a 'thank you,' not a declaration of war! #overthinking
When politeness meets paranoia ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's a 'thank you,' not a declaration of war! #overthinking
1 year ago
54
Me and the boys about to become a smoothie. 💀
Me and the boys about to become a smoothie. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
39
When your flight instructor says "practice your emergency landings anywhere" 💀✈️🪦
When your flight instructor says "practice your emergency landings anywhere" ๐Ÿ’€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿชฆ
1 year ago
41
Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in, but only one works. 😂
Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in, but only one works. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
66
Making jokes about dead babies = bad. Actually making dead babies = okay. 🤔 So, what's the difference again? 💀
Making jokes about dead babies = bad. Actually making dead babies = okay. ๐Ÿค” So, what's the difference again? ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
79
When you want to set the expectations straight from the beginning 😂
When you want to set the expectations straight from the beginning ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
43
Me, an atheist, petting the tiger:  'Sup, stripes?'🐅
Me, an atheist, petting the tiger: 'Sup, stripes?'๐Ÿ…
1 year ago
40
When you want a free ride home but can't afford a taxi 😂🚓
When you want a free ride home but can't afford a taxi ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš“
1 year ago
60
Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out 😂 #doubleStandard #parenting
Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out ๐Ÿ˜‚ #doubleStandard #parenting
1 year ago
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