Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster 😂
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
270
Me trying to avoid Christmas this year. 🏃‍♂️💨
Me trying to avoid Christmas this year. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
238
Planning your next vacation? ✈️🌎 This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. 😂 Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
Planning your next vacation? โœˆ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
1 year ago
138
When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. 💀
When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
289
When your math homework says "show your work":
When your math homework says "show your work":
1 year ago
143
When your friend gives you terrible life advice 😂
When your friend gives you terrible life advice ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
153
Alice, darling, I'm worried about your new 'sugar' supplier. He seems a little... grizzly.
Alice, darling, I'm worried about your new 'sugar' supplier. He seems a little... grizzly.
1 year ago
202
When you take dark humor to a whole new level... 🌑😬
When you take dark humor to a whole new level... ๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
261
Plot twist: When the shoe is on the other foot, the humor gets lost in translation. 😂✈️🏢
Plot twist: When the shoe is on the other foot, the humor gets lost in translation. ๐Ÿ˜‚โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿข
1 year ago
252
When Google’s suggestions make you question humanity’s priorities 🤔💀
When Googleโ€™s suggestions make you question humanityโ€™s priorities ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
245
When dinner plans take an unexpected turn 🍽️🔫😆
When dinner plans take an unexpected turn ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
284
When your childhood game takes a turn for the bizarre 🚀🍄
When your childhood game takes a turn for the bizarre ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ„
1 year ago
177
When the Romans outsourced the crucifixion to 1940s Germany.
When the Romans outsourced the crucifixion to 1940s Germany.
1 year ago
228
Dropping off some 'Hoppy' surprises for Adolf's Easter basket! 🐣💥
Dropping off some 'Hoppy' surprises for Adolf's Easter basket! ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
135
When you ask existential questions, but get brutally honest answers 🤔💊
When you ask existential questions, but get brutally honest answers ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’Š
1 year ago
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