When you walk in on Bert giving Ernie an autopsy after Ernie accidentally choked on a rubber ducky and died.
28 days ago
When you want to stay modest but also give the best head 😈🧕
28 days ago
Teacher: *Asks a question about numbers* Student: *Makes it dirty* Teacher: *Throws the student out of class* 😂
28 days ago
When you try to slide into the DMs of your crush's hot cousin 😂
29 days ago
When a 6 year-old roasts their mom harder than any comedian could 😂. RIP Dad 💀.
29 days ago
Netflix's new take on history is certainly... interesting. Hitler: The Feel-Good Story of the Summer 😂🌈
1 month ago
Me in 2030 getting cancelled for saying I like the opposite gender 😂
1 month ago
This is not okay. Consent is everything. 🤔
1 month ago
Obi-Wan's got a point...🤔 Those blast points are suspiciously accurate. Who knew Tusken Raiders had such advanced targeting systems? 😂
1 month ago
When you get a gold star for successfully identifying the Jew.
1 month ago
FALCON PUNCH!! It solves teen pregnancy...and probably a few other problems too 😂
1 month ago
When the doctor's 'slightly elevated' takes on a whole new meaning 😂
1 month ago
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it. Especially 15 million Ukrainians and 3 million Russians during the Holodomor. 💀
1 month ago
Why are there flowers in this casket? This is a meme not a funeral. Anyways, what's one shot between homies?
1 month ago
When you want to combine classic board games with history: Jewmanji! 😂
1 month ago