Me trying to explain to my mom why I can't just chain all the elephants together and send them to the moon 🐘🚀🌕
3 months ago
Me and my friend sharing our favorite snack
3 months ago
This joke is outta this world!
3 months ago
Finally, a sex-ed class I can understand! Now, where's the one on taxes? 🤔
3 months ago
I'm no doctor, but I know how to give CPR... Cock Pulling Resuscitation 😂
3 months ago
This map perfectly sums up my world view 😂. Just kidding... mostly. 😉
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my conservative grandma why her logic is flawed 💀
3 months ago
When you accidentally open the family group chat after Thanksgiving dinner. 😬
3 months ago
When you walk in on Bert giving Ernie an autopsy after Ernie accidentally choked on a rubber ducky and died.
3 months ago
When you want to stay modest but also give the best head 😈🧕
3 months ago
Teacher: *Asks a question about numbers* Student: *Makes it dirty* Teacher: *Throws the student out of class* 😂
3 months ago
When you try to slide into the DMs of your crush's hot cousin 😂
3 months ago
When a 6 year-old roasts their mom harder than any comedian could 😂. RIP Dad 💀.
3 months ago
Netflix's new take on history is certainly... interesting. Hitler: The Feel-Good Story of the Summer 😂🌈
4 months ago
Me in 2030 getting cancelled for saying I like the opposite gender 😂
4 months ago