When you troll the executioner with your last meal ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
New Surgeon Generalโ€™s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
6 months ago
When you're Death, but Tommy keeps finding new ways to almost die.
6 months ago
When you try to upgrade to the latest iOS but your phone has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Rock, paper, scissors, blowjob... An unbeatable strategy for winning any argument ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Mario's Valentine's Day card is wholesome, Dry Bones' is ๐Ÿ’€, but Bowser's... yikes. Poor Peach needs a restraining order.
6 months ago
When your marketing strategy is on point ๐Ÿ˜‚. "First drink's on us...and so is something else ๐Ÿ˜‰."
6 months ago
When your mom says your breath smells like c*nt and you try to prove her wrong.
6 months ago
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
6 months ago
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
6 months ago
Resident Evil 6: Where the logo is more terrifying than the zombies.
6 months ago
Taco Tuesday? More like taco vaginally ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿคค
6 months ago
This baby came prepared. No coat hanger needed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Me trying to explain to my professor why my 2 Girls 1 Cup film analysis is a valid piece of academic work ๐Ÿง
6 months ago
When you get what you wish for ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago