Me trying to explain to my friends why I spend so much time at the playground. 👀
Me trying to explain to my friends why I spend so much time at the playground. ๐Ÿ‘€
11 months ago
66
When you accidentally put the boat in "R" instead of "D" 🚤💥
When you accidentally put the boat in "R" instead of "D" ๐Ÿšค๐Ÿ’ฅ
11 months ago
56
So, basically every religion started as a cult? 🤔
So, basically every religion started as a cult? ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
70
When your girlfriend asks what you prefer 😏
When your girlfriend asks what you prefer ๐Ÿ˜
11 months ago
66
When you see a kid wearing a shirt that says "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" and Michael Jackson pulls up like...
When you see a kid wearing a shirt that says "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" and Michael Jackson pulls up like...
1 year ago
48
Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). 🏊💀
Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
52
Why did the police officer cross the road? To beat the chicken for being black. 🐔🚓
Why did the police officer cross the road? To beat the chicken for being black. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿš“
1 year ago
79
Me after successfully navigating the self-checkout: "I am free!"
Me after successfully navigating the self-checkout: "I am free!"
1 year ago
44
Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food 😂
Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
70
Parachute companies realizing their customers aren't around to write bad reviews 💀👑
Parachute companies realizing their customers aren't around to write bad reviews ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘‘
1 year ago
37
When Pinocchio identifies as firewood 🔥
When Pinocchio identifies as firewood ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
88
When you troll the executioner with your last meal 😂
When you troll the executioner with your last meal ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
91
New Surgeon General’s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
New Surgeon Generalโ€™s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
1 year ago
42
When you're Death, but Tommy keeps finding new ways to almost die.
When you're Death, but Tommy keeps finding new ways to almost die.
1 year ago
69
When you try to upgrade to the latest iOS but your phone has other plans 😂
When you try to upgrade to the latest iOS but your phone has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
39