Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
1 month ago
"I can tell these dark jokes because I'm dark" - The Joker probably
2 months ago
This made me laugh way harder than it should have 💀
2 months ago
When you want to spice up your Omegle chats 😂
2 months ago
When your crush says they are feeling more suicidal than usual and your first thought is "lemme smash" 💀
2 months ago
Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball 😂💀
3 months ago
When you accidentally reveal too much about your "knowledge" of Central Park at night 😬
3 months ago