Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
11 months ago
96
"I can tell these dark jokes because I'm dark" - The Joker probably
"I can tell these dark jokes because I'm dark" - The Joker probably
1 year ago
165
This made me laugh way harder than it should have 💀
This made me laugh way harder than it should have ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
153
When you want to spice up your Omegle chats 😂
When you want to spice up your Omegle chats ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
208
When your crush says they are feeling more suicidal than usual and your first thought is "lemme smash" 💀
When your crush says they are feeling more suicidal than usual and your first thought is "lemme smash" ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
146
Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball 😂💀
Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
127
When you accidentally reveal too much about your "knowledge" of Central Park at night 😬
When you accidentally reveal too much about your "knowledge" of Central Park at night ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
78