Why play the whole game when you can just skip to the final boss? ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Bro is using the 'How to get slapped' WikiHow guide. ๐Ÿ’€
5 months ago
It's all about how you frame it. He's not wrong though... technically. ๐ŸšŒ
5 months ago
When your memes are hotter than the summer sun! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜…
5 months ago
When life gives you gray hairs but your game stays fresh! ๐ŸŽฃ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
When being in a band automatically multiplies your fan base! ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿฅ๐ŸŽค
5 months ago
When you shoot your shot and it gets instantly blocked ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™
5 months ago
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
6 months ago
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
6 months ago
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
6 months ago
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FriendzoneChronicles
6 months ago
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
Find a guy that holds your arm, walks with you, and opens the car door๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
Divorced men over 50 looking for love in all the wrong places ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago