When you find out why your daughter suddenly loves pineapple and has a date tonight. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿงน
13 hours ago
Note to self: 'Heating your dinner' is not the witty comeback you think it is. ๐Ÿ˜…
9 days ago
She started a historical war, and he decided to finish it with an even older historical reference. ๐Ÿ’€
12 days ago
Just when you think you've seen it all in the bedroom... she introduces a new, very specific skill. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
15 days ago
That's one way to make a first impression on your future father-in-law. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
17 days ago
Well, that's one way to look at it. Technically correct, and also a massive red flag. ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
19 days ago
He's taking this whole 'ghosting' thing a little too seriously. You can't disappear on him now. ๐Ÿ‘ป
20 days ago
When you're already scouting talent for the class of 2035. ๐Ÿ‘€
1 month ago
That moment you realize the age gap is the least of your worries... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 month ago
The struggle for a Splenda papa is real. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
2 months ago
A true queen right there. The sacrifice is appreciated. ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿซก
2 months ago
Sorry, babe, the morning agenda has been updated. You're not going anywhere. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ˆ
2 months ago
Why play the whole game when you can just skip to the final boss? ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Bro is using the 'How to get slapped' WikiHow guide. ๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
It's all about how you frame it. He's not wrong though... technically. ๐ŸšŒ
2 months ago