That moment you realize you didn't just get forgiven, you got put on probation pending the board's approval. 😅
That moment you realize you didn't just get forgiven, you got put on probation pending the board's approval. ๐Ÿ˜…
1 month ago
78
One person's romantic persistence is another person's giant red flag. 🚩
One person's romantic persistence is another person's giant red flag. ๐Ÿšฉ
1 month ago
81
Bet 'champ' stopped feeling so smug after that last message. That's what you call a plot twist! 😳
Bet 'champ' stopped feeling so smug after that last message. That's what you call a plot twist! ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 month ago
80
When he says 'she's just a friend' but you've already found her entire family tree and social security number. 😂
When he says 'she's just a friend' but you've already found her entire family tree and social security number. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
64
From a romantic spaghetti dinner to getting down to business. I'd say the date was a success! 😉
From a romantic spaghetti dinner to getting down to business. I'd say the date was a success! ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 month ago
61
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. 😂🚩
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฉ
2 months ago
83
Some ancient wisdom for modern dating problems. Don't let a good kiss cloud your judgment! 😉
Some ancient wisdom for modern dating problems. Don't let a good kiss cloud your judgment! ๐Ÿ˜‰
2 months ago
101
All my previous convictions about not being a step-dad have mysteriously vanished. I'm ready for PTA meetings now. 😉
All my previous convictions about not being a step-dad have mysteriously vanished. I'm ready for PTA meetings now. ๐Ÿ˜‰
4 months ago
171
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. 😳
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
4 months ago
134
When you're so dedicated you fall asleep on the job. That finger has seen the dawn of a new era. 🧠
When you're so dedicated you fall asleep on the job. That finger has seen the dawn of a new era. ๐Ÿง 
4 months ago
128
And just like that, the magic of the beard was gone... and so was she. 🚗💨😂
And just like that, the magic of the beard was gone... and so was she. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
90
When you're trying to impress your date with your cool tech job stories, but it always comes back to DNS issues.
When you're trying to impress your date with your cool tech job stories, but it always comes back to DNS issues.
5 months ago
93
When you find out why your daughter suddenly loves pineapple and has a date tonight. 😳🧹
When you find out why your daughter suddenly loves pineapple and has a date tonight. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿงน
6 months ago
85
Note to self: 'Heating your dinner' is not the witty comeback you think it is. 😅
Note to self: 'Heating your dinner' is not the witty comeback you think it is. ๐Ÿ˜…
6 months ago
97
She started a historical war, and he decided to finish it with an even older historical reference. 💀
She started a historical war, and he decided to finish it with an even older historical reference. ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
91