Sorry, babe, the morning agenda has been updated. You're not going anywhere. 😉😈
Sorry, babe, the morning agenda has been updated. You're not going anywhere. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
295
Why play the whole game when you can just skip to the final boss? 💍😂
Why play the whole game when you can just skip to the final boss? ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
303
Bro is using the 'How to get slapped' WikiHow guide. 💀
Bro is using the 'How to get slapped' WikiHow guide. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
363
It's all about how you frame it. He's not wrong though... technically. 🚌
It's all about how you frame it. He's not wrong though... technically. ๐ŸšŒ
1 year ago
326
When your memes are hotter than the summer sun! 🔥😅
When your memes are hotter than the summer sun! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
397
When life gives you gray hairs but your game stays fresh! 🎣👴😂
When life gives you gray hairs but your game stays fresh! ๐ŸŽฃ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
225
When being in a band automatically multiplies your fan base! 🎸🥁🎤
When being in a band automatically multiplies your fan base! ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿฅ๐ŸŽค
1 year ago
352
When you shoot your shot and it gets instantly blocked 🙃🙏
When you shoot your shot and it gets instantly blocked ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
336
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis 😂.  Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. 🇹🇭
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
1 year ago
202
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
1 year ago
196
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
1 year ago
293
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest 😂 #FriendzoneChronicles
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FriendzoneChronicles
1 year ago
158
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly 😭😂
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
213
Find a guy that holds your arm, walks with you, and opens the car door🚓👮‍♀️😂
Find a guy that holds your arm, walks with you, and opens the car door๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
200
Divorced men over 50 looking for love in all the wrong places 😂
Divorced men over 50 looking for love in all the wrong places ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
289