Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. 😂
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you realize your ideal partner exists only in your mind ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RamboHousewife
1 year ago
144
Self-defense for women 101 😂. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! 😉
Self-defense for women 101 ๐Ÿ˜‚. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
145
Leo, buddy, maybe try flowers first next time 😂
Leo, buddy, maybe try flowers first next time ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
158
Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. 🤔
Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl 😂 #RiskyBusiness
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RiskyBusiness
1 year ago
255
Shooting your shot and accidentally hitting your crush's sister 😂
Shooting your shot and accidentally hitting your crush's sister ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
285
Me trying to play it cool after my date goes to the bathroom and never comes back 😂😭
Me trying to play it cool after my date goes to the bathroom and never comes back ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
238
Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day 😂
Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
245
Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite 😂
Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
277
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended 😂 #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended ๐Ÿ˜‚ #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
1 year ago
226
POV: You finally escaped the friend zone 😂
POV: You finally escaped the friend zone ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
247
Me running away from any commitment 😂
Me running away from any commitment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
168
When you achieve the American dream, but the troll face on your back still haunts you 😂
When you achieve the American dream, but the troll face on your back still haunts you ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
161
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
1 year ago
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