When you find out why your daughter suddenly loves pineapple and has a date tonight. 😳🧹
When you find out why your daughter suddenly loves pineapple and has a date tonight. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿงน
4 months ago
41
When you try to trick 4chan into going to lemonparty.org for your daughter's birthday 😂
When you try to trick 4chan into going to lemonparty.org for your daughter's birthday ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
23
Me remembering I'm my own boss and can do whatever I want, whenever I want 😏
Me remembering I'm my own boss and can do whatever I want, whenever I want ๐Ÿ˜
10 months ago
17
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. 😂
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
20
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." 
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
11 months ago
9
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner 😂
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
13