When you find out why your daughter suddenly loves pineapple and has a date tonight. ๐ณ๐งน
4 months ago
41
When you try to trick 4chan into going to lemonparty.org for your daughter's birthday ๐
10 months ago
23
Me remembering I'm my own boss and can do whatever I want, whenever I want ๐
10 months ago
17
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. ๐
10 months ago
20
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad."
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
11 months ago
9
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner ๐