When you find out why your daughter suddenly loves pineapple and has a date tonight. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿงน
1 hour ago
When you try to trick 4chan into going to lemonparty.org for your daughter's birthday ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Me remembering I'm my own boss and can do whatever I want, whenever I want ๐Ÿ˜
5 months ago
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
6 months ago
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago