When you try to trick 4chan into going to lemonparty.org for your daughter's birthday 😂
26 days ago
Me remembering I'm my own boss and can do whatever I want, whenever I want 😏
1 month ago
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. 😂
1 month ago
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
1 month ago
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner 😂
1 month ago