Batman: He'll make you shoot your dick off. 😂
11 hours ago
Free cat to a good home. Wife won't let me keep her. 😹
1 day ago
Me after my nap asking my roommate if they were the one who drew a mustache and beard on me with sharpie and glued pubes on my face: 😂
1 day ago
Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..." Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night." Batman: "...so?"
10 days ago
My Batman name is Bat Man. What's yours?🦇
11 days ago
Batman: "I'll listen to your joke." Joker: "Knock knock..." Batman: "Come in." 😂
11 days ago
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even Batman needs a potty break.🦇🚽
12 days ago
Why don't women play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs 😂
24 days ago
When you're playing 4D chess and Batman's brain still short-circuits 🤯🦇😂
28 days ago
I am vengeance. I am the night. I am... stuck. Can someone get the door for me?
28 days ago