Me trying to explain to my mom why I can't just chain all the elephants together and send them to the moon ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•
2 months ago
"Woke up dead" ๐Ÿ’€ has way more dramatic flair than "died in their sleep" ๐Ÿ˜ด
2 months ago
๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’‹ In 100 years, archaeologists will uncover the truth: we were all just skeletons trying to look fabulous for the 'gram. #priorities #beautyisbonesdeep๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me hoping death is like falling asleep at a party and being carried to bed, instead of what my sleep paralysis demon has planned.
2 months ago
Me when my friend says they are gonna be a transformer and I unplug their life support
2 months ago
Me trying to give my friend a hug after they beat a Dark Souls boss for me ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me after successfully navigating the self-checkout: "I am free!"
2 months ago
When your ex takes ghosting to the next level ๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
When you're Death, but Tommy keeps finding new ways to almost die.
2 months ago
When you realize Whitney Houston's music really *was* dope after hearing about the cause of her death ๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
Dylan is already contemplating the inevitable. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you get what you wish for ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
3 months ago
When you're fully vaxxed and boosted but still catch the case of the "toe tag"
3 months ago
Me when I found out the founder of Apple died because of PC ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago